If you count injuries, Management & I qualify. I stuck a knife through my wrist picking peppers. Severed tendons & nerves in all four fingers. She fell off of a desk trying to clean a ceiling fan, striking her head on a metal filing cabinet. Surgeries & stitches pretty well define catastrophes. Minor events like seeing an unattended riding mower destroy a garage door or breaking a vise in two trying to pull a stuck cleaning rod from a muzzle loading rifle barrel? Uh ....just part of the adventure called "Life" in our house. .